around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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