so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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