you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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