i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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