She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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