But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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