You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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