SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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