On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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