My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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