dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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