i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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