piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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