Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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