so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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