I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
