She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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