his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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