Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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