i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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