just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
