So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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