So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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