i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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