Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
