I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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