Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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