on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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