genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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