she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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