You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
i've created a new STD.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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