He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
All I want is dick and wine.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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