Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Quick, to the slutcave!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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