just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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