I got chris browned last night
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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