You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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