She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
there is puke in my bra ... again
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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