I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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