aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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