Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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