You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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