why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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