That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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