Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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