Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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