i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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