you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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