So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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