I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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