somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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